Monday, June 22, 2009

Game 2: Homer George W. BUSH League!

"Bush. League."
Honest to God that's really all I have to say about that game.
Nice fight and all but can't believe what I saw and how it was called. You all know what I am talking about so before I throw this fucking laptop through the wall, lets just leave it at that.
Bears: 5
Coppersmith's: 7
Season: 0-2 ========================================================== The Positives:
Defense:
Some pretty spectacular plays out there. One at the dish and one in RCF by John "I Have Chunks of Mays In My Stool" Malosh. I mean, I wish someone had that spectacular catch on tape - and calling it spectacular is an understatement of epic proportions. Both dugouts on their feet in awe. Well done. The rest of the defense in general was pretty good. No major errors that I can recall. 
Pitching:
 Only allowing 7 runs against a very good hitting team is not bad. They have definitely touched us for more in the past. Bennett, you can give John a quarter for that above mentioned catch! ;)
========================================================== The Negatives: Hitting: Kind of a rough spot in this one. We only plated 5 runs on them. Another nod to Rob "I Hit Them When It Counts" Thompson. An absolute bomb to give us a late lead that was short lived due to the biggest load of horse shit I have personally seen. Once again, that's all I'm saying about that. ==========================================================
And now it's time for the Bears "Geico Player of the Game Award"! This award is given to the player or players that show outstanding play in the field, at the plate, or in the bar. Whether it be heroic, game saving, or shatting one's pants sliding into third, this award is akin to saving a buddies life in combat.
And now, presenting this weeks winner... John "Run It Down!" Malosh!!!
"Trailing by one run lead in the late innings, it looked as though it was about to get a lot worse. The opposing squads 6 hitter stroked an absolute bomb to RCF that was sure to put the game well out of reach. On his horse with reckless abandon, John twisted, turned, and then twisted and turned again before reaching out and snaring the ball - creating what was certainly the best catch the Garment Center League has ever seen!"
Congratulations you magnificent bastard, you are this weeks Bears "Geico Player of the Game"!!!
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It's time for another episode of "Overheard/Thoughts at the Bar".
Buddy: "!@#%^#*&^&*&^!!!!" (repeat many times)
 
Thoughts:
1: Decent showing despite the late games.
2: Bear groupies? Already?
3: Those fucking bases need to be anchored.
4: Amy warmed up. A lot.
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Other Business: Well done getting your fees in. Only one left. I will need everyones waivers ASAP.

NEXT GAME: DOUBLE HEADER

1st Game: Wednesday, June 24th, 6:10 PM vs. Vanguard - Field 2

2nd Game: 7:30 vs. Whyos.

Both of these games are VERY winnable and we really need them. Let's try and pull this thing even!!!!

- James Buddy "That Bat's Too Heavy" Villani

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