Not by a long shot.
Despite the fact that losing tonight sucked big donkey nuts on a pride level, it did not matter in the long run. I am not just saying that just to ease the loss. I promise. It's true. As much as winning tonight would have been a huge notch in the belt of Bears history, it ultimately does not matter.
Hang your heads high and forget it. It is officially a whole new season. Bears 10
And now it's time for the Bears "Geico Player of the Game Award"!
This award is given to the player or players that show outstanding play in the field, at the plate, or in the bar. Whether it be heroic, game saving, or shatting one's pants sliding into third, winning this makes a Purple Heart recipient look like a fucking Boy Scout badge.
And now, presenting this weeks winner...Tommy "Re-Tool My Vacation" O'Melia!!!
"Despite the fact that the final Bears game of the season meant nothing more than the skipper wanting to shove the hopeful win down the throats of the biggest cock gobbler's in the league, Thomas "There For You" O'Melia, packed is Jeep (complete with disapproving girlfriend) for the Adirondacks and headed to the contest. Shrugging off dirty looks from the dugout and a 19 - 10 drubbing, he solidly held his ground in the field and at the plate, and quickly (very quickly) hit the road immediately after."
Other Business: PLAYOFF TIME!
NEXT GAME: TBA. It's playoff seeding time. I love that I just wrote that!
Boys - let the past be just that. Sure, winning last night would have been fantastic, but it didn't happen. So what. What's important is that losing didn't sink us and now it's time to look ahead and realize that the next game is what matters most. Our record doesn't mean Jack shit right now because we're one of the six that earned the right to play in the post season. Let's fuck 'em up... - James Buddy "I'm hittin' baby!" Villani

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